Things shared between a husband and wife that keep a marriage strong.

muttleyyy:

Must admit I’m not having the best of days but this did put a smile on my face!

lamphead003:

myheadisspooky:

TRIGGER WARNING

babeobaggins:

yungshrug:

britteryikes:

This is terrifying.

i just don’t understand it anymore

are you fucking serious

Seriously. What the fuck.

nine days of brooklyn nine-nine day 3: favorite male character: Terry Jeffords
"He’s so strong but so gentle. He’s like an enormous, muscular Ellen DeGeneres."

(via shamsisrad)

mychemicalnews:

Gerard Way’s Batman sketches. [x]

Just once, can you two behave like grown-ups?

(Source: tonysassy, via -monstruo)

Me: Awkward is an awkwardly spelled word
Me: The word bed looks like a bed
Me: Obnoxious is such an obnoxious sounding word
Me: The "b" in subtle is really subtle
Everybody Else: shut the fuck up

theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

(Source: zobb, via braticas)

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka, via lines-to-swirls)

themed by cory hunlin for tumblr.